Here’s a Little Bit of Online Dating Fun

Check out this video I found on YouTube the other day:

The video’s host goes around asking people who their ideal date is, along with what’s the worst date they’ve ever had.

So to keep your mind off this “challenge” (trust me, it’s not hard lol), feel free to post about who YOUR ideal date is and what’s the worst date you’ve gone on.

Let me start things off for you.

My Ideal Person to Date

Okay, an ideal date is hard to say, as I’m the kind of girl who just goes with the flow, and if things are really working out, then I might have potential with a guy. I never see a guy just walking down the street and point out that he’s my type. It doesn’t seem to work that way for me.

Then again, if I REALLY had to choose a guy, I’ll admit that I have a HUGE crush on Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Ever since the movie 500 Days of Summer came out, I’ve become a big fan of him. Please…I hope this dating blog gets big enough that he’ll see this post, ask me out on a date, and…

…okay, I’ll stop there. That’s basically the opposite of the kind of dater I want you all to be. Don’t be desperate lol.

The Worst Date I’ve Been On

Now about the worst date I’ve been on…surprisingly, it was with one of the hottest guys I’ve ever dated. So that comes to show that looks aren’t everything

I actually met this guy at a bar a few months after I graduated from college. My co-workers from my new job were with me at a happy hour, and as I was coming out of the bathroom, I accidentally bumped into this one guy who was your typical “alpha male” (I hate saying it…but that’s like basically the best way to describe how he looks and acts).

He apologized and even offerred to buy me a drink. We drank and chatted for a bit at the other end of the bar from where my co-workers were. Things seemed pretty solid, but I told him I had to get back to my co-workers before everyone had to leave, so I gave him my number and he said he’d take me out for drinks next week. We actually talked on AIM (haha…no one uses that anymore) a bit on the days leading up to our night out.

A week goes by, and he picked me up so we could go out that night. The date was going great, until my date received a text while we were just chatting at this nice wine bar. He looked really nervous and started sweating out of nowhere. It’s like this guy went from Mr. Confident to Baby Boy Beta in a split second. I asked him if anything was wrong, and he said that things were fine.

On our way out of the bar, as we were walking back to his car, which was parked about 10 minutes away, he was acting REALLY weird and all he wanted to do was speed walk back to his car. Something was up.

Then out of nowhere, I just hear all this screaming and yelling.

You gotta be kidding me…

…this lady throws her damn shoe at him, nearly hitting me in the face. Within seconds, I figured out the whole picture. My “date” was actually married, and he was cheating on his wife with me. So how did she find out where he was and what he was doing?

His wife SNIFFED HIM OUT through his AIM logs. Wow…she must’ve been onto something this whole time and had her sights on his head. Unfortunately, I might get some stray bullets coming my way.

She was yelling out everything. How she found out. That she knew he was two-timing her for a while. This sure was some messed up situation, and I was scared for my life. She seemed ready to explode, so all I could think of was run back towards the bar and get help.

And that I did. Right away, I called my roommate who came to pick me up. I didn’t even say goodbye to my date as I was soooo scared. That pig…

…honestly, I didn’t go out on a date with anyone for a few months after that disaster. It was just too much for me lol.

So what’s your disaster date story? Can anyone top mine?